We must be confusing

Have you ever used Nymbler.com?

It's a website where you can type in the names of the children you already have and it gives you suggested names based on the names you entered.

And the names it suggested for us? Wow. I think the site must not have known what to do with our kids' names.

Golden, Hooper, Dovie, Crispus, Acacia, Frost, Alexander, River...and on it goes.

But when you add them together, it's pure magic. Let me introduce you to Golden Crispus. No one would ever make fun of that kid. Sheesh. Sounds like the love child of McDonald's and Hardees french fries.