Saturday, November 27, 2010
Two Stories About Deedo
First. The funny:
So we're at my parents house, when Deeds decides to sing "Come Thou Fount," and he sings, "Streams of mercy, never ceasing, COBBLESTONES of loudest praise."
They are at least louder than a regular road.
Second. The painful:
Well. You should feel sorry for Deedo. Especially all you men out there.
Today, I accidentally zipped his boy part. Yikes! Ouch! Zoinks! Holy footie pajamas, Batman!
Screaming ensued. Oh, the screams. As I'm sure you can imagine.
Of course now he's going to be scared to death of pajamas, or at least zippers. So, sweatpants it is. For life.
It's going to be awesome in that job interview someday, when he's wearing a tie and button-down with sweatpants.