If you haven't seen this, (originally found here) you should. Josh Groban mocks quite effortlessly, but let's be honest. Kanye was kinda asking for it.
For the record, I would be totally ok with Josh (first name basis, why not?) singing my facebook statuses. I'd particularly like to hear his rendition of: "Still puzzled over how Deeds actually managed to swallow a foot-and-a-half of dental floss..."
Yes. That really did happen. Yes, (sigh) I really did give him dental floss. Now that I think about it, it doesn't seem all that intelligent. But at the time...
I really did not think he would EAT it. That never even crossed my mind. He came to me all proud and said,
MOMMY! I ate it!
You ate what?
The floss!
No, really. (dumbfounded. completely.) Where did you put the floss?
In here! (opens mouth. points inside.)
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That's going to be a treat on the flip side, ifyouknowwhatimean.
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I was going to try to wiggle that fur pillows comment into something on this post, but all that jumps out at me is the (bad) grammar.
Split infinitive, ending with a preposition (apparently Winston Churchill disagrees and I like Churchill so I may have to rethink my position on this). I realize that it was a tweet, but something about hearing it Josh Groban-style raises expectations, you know?
However, fur pillows now sound quite intriguing.
2 comments:
haha, this is too funny! just yesterday my middle one decided to eat the foil wrapper from his piece of chocolate. when I asked him why, he just said he was tired of holding the trash in his hand. oh, ok. eat it then -- perfect solution.
ha!! i hadn't seen the video before today. very funny. and i was wondering how the floss episode turned out...on the flipside.
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